If the USA was Nigeria

You would think Obama is a Nigerian the way people here are talking about him, supporting him. One newspaper writes "the man who could be king" and probably wishes Nigeria had such a politician to vote for. Then again, as a popular mail sent around Nigeria these days says, if the USA was Nigeria, today's papers Headlines would read something’s like:
*Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama *(TELL magazine)
*Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain *(Punch newspaper)
*20 opposition cadres riot* (The Sun newspaper)
*McCain Demands Vote Recount* (Vanguard newspaper)
*Elections rigged* (Guidian newspaper)
*No evidence of manipulation* (NTA news)
*The Church declares elections free and fair* (News Line)
*There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares* (LTV 8 news)
*Election results for Arizona awaited* (Channels news)
*Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico* (Tribune newspaper)
*McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm* (AIT news)
*I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama *(STV news)